Sunday, July 11, 2010

Big Fat Negative

Since I was a little girl, it has been virtually impossible for me to wait for a surprise. Before every Christmas I would wait until my mom and dad were busy, quietly sneak into the living room, carefully unwrap the ends of my presents and peek inside to see what I would be getting. Eventually, my mother must have wised up to this, because one year she stopped putting names on the gift tags, so the gifts remained a mystery until the big day. Foiled again!

On the eve of game day for the Crimson Tide, in the spirit of spoiling surprises (and not being able to play the aforementioned waiting game), we broke down and invested in Clear Blue Easy. The result? As you probably guessed by the title of this post, it was a BFN (big “fat” negative, y’all). At first, I was disappointed and frowny, but then we went to Pei Wei and my pre-dinner fortune cookie opined, “You are a lover of words, someday you should write a book.”

I have since decided to embrace this opportunity to continue my fantabulously hysterical blog with hopes of one day turning it into a best seller (Thank you, Confucius). Anyway, how else would I spend the remainder of my summer?!?

Better luck next time! For now, its T minus 9 months and holding.


  1. 97% accuracy in getting preggars...U down for that??

    According to the research of Dr. Eugene Jonas (pronounced YohNash), a Czech psychiatrist and gynecologist, the answer to all the above is emphatically yes! In fact, when tested on 10,000 women, Dr. Jonas Cosmo-Fertility concept was found to be 97 per cent reliable. Certainly one of the most awesome discoveries of the century in terms of its significance for modern women!

  2. Okay, so your Moon sign is in 18 degrees Capricorn and according to this Dr Eugene Jonas, the time that this moon sign matching your birth sign is July,23,2010 5AM and will last 3 days. But from my 11yrs of astrology experience, your peak time will be on 18 degree Capricorn which is 2pm and after wards. And lastly, Moon sign moves out of Capricorn at 7/25/2010 at 4pm. Theres your dead line. As for me i am a big believer this works the 97% accurate cuz ppl in various breeding industries use this moon sign approach. After the 25, then you will try again next month around this time! Happy Hunting!

  3. Whoops...CORRECTION! That is 2PM on the 24th. Anytime around then and afterwards are very powerful.

  4. WOW! Thanks, Ray! Are you a friend of Frank's? I really appreciate your advice...If I don't have time to post a blog on the 23rd or 24th, you'll know what I'll be doing! LOL

  5. Oops actually Ray is me,Frank C, just that trying to figure out which account to post off and i used my google account which apparently is my incognito account under Ray yeah..the moon kicks into capricorn on JUly 23rd around 5AM but i feel that the peak time that is beneficial to you will be on a 12 hour window after 2pm on the 24th of July! Hope that helps!..will write more later tonight

    frank tha' tank